A cautionary tale...

[JohnUK]

I read this in a magazine, and thought it was worth sharing *L

A Vermont native found himself in a difficult position while touring the Eagle Rock African Safari Zoo with a group of actors from St Petersburg. Ronald went to extremes to demonstrate the power of Crazy Glue, one of America's many marvels to the Russians. To prove the effectiveness of Crazy Glue he rubbed several ounces of the adhesive onto the palms of his hands and jokingly placed them on the buttocks of a passing rhino.

The rhinoceros, a resident of the zoo for 13 years, was not initially startled, as it had been part of the petting exhibit since its arrival as a baby. However, once it became aware that it was involuntarily stuck to Ronald, it began to panic and charge wildly about the petting area with Ronald along as an unwitting passenger.

"Sally the Rhino hadn't been feeling well", confided caretaker James Douglass. "She was constipated, and had just been given a laxative when the American played his juvenile prank."

During Sally's tirade a shed wall was gored and two fences destroyed, allowing a number of small animals to escape. Three pygmy goats and one duck were stomped to death. During the stampede and subsequent capture, Sally began to feel the effects of the laxative, showering Ronald repeatedly with over thirty gallons of rhinoceros diarrhoea.

A team of medics and zoo caretakers were needed to remove Ronald's hands from Sally's buttocks. As they worked, three people with shovels worked to keep an air passage open for Ronald.

James Douglass said, "It was tricky. We had to calm her down while shielding our faces from the pelting rhino dung. I guess you could say that Ronald was in it up to his neck."

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Apparently Sally is feeling much better, but the same can't necessarily be said of Ronald...*L

And the moral of this??? Be VERY careful what you do to show off to people... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Blazey]

now thats just disgusting...some ppl are soooo stupid..omg.. [img]eek.gif[/img]

[SHATOUSHKA]

heh heh... i enjoyed reading that....

how terrible that this dingus used the rhino in this manner...

however, he got his just desserts (though i'm sure
the rhino had to be sedated... which makes me
more angry at the dipshit guy)

but anyways... 3 cheers for sally [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] [img]biggrin.gif[/img]